Johnny Goldtimbers


  • I live in Lᴏɴᴅᴏɴ, Eɴɢʟᴀɴᴅ/Cᴀᴍʙʀɪᴅɢᴇ, Eɴɢʟᴀɴᴅ
  • I was born on August 18
  • My occupation is ᔕᗩᐯᗩᘜᙓᒪY ᗪᖇᗩᙅOᑎIᗩᑎ
  • I am 𝔄𝔫𝔠𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔐𝔞𝔩𝔢
  • Johnny Goldtimbers

    As you know, PiratesOnline will no longer exist on September 19, 2013. If you don't believe me; read this.

    Basically, from all the hell we've caused for eachother I am truly sorry, we couldn't put that aside and actually play the game we so enjoyed. I do not hate. I do not regret. I forgive. I will say this and I will say it again. I forgive you all for whatever trouble you believe I have done. Yes, I reported Hector Wildhayes (while Pears was on him) and Disney terminated him for threatening to hack into my account. That was not my fault. It was his. I will apologise for the "trouble" I have caused you all. I hope I can look forward to seeing many of you online for the final month of this game.

    By the way, there is free unlimited access.


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  • Johnny Goldtimbers

    'Ello Diegos and whales,

    Old man is here to tell about the Second defeat of the Spanish fruits at the hands of the British Empire. First the Spanish raided Kingshead but eventually fell back to their bannana boats and retreated to the Spanish Isle where they regrouped and formed a Espanola Fleet! The British countered this by launching at the Allied French Isle and engaged the Spanish. The Battle eventually fell in the hands of the British. In the end random Privateers came when the Spanish mainly ported while Senor Carlos fell asleep on a pile of Fruit aboard his ship. The Raid on Kingshead had made us lost several causalties and our entire Produce supply stolen. With a Victory at sea and a costly defeat at land we celebrate and rejoice bu…

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  • Johnny Goldtimbers

    'Ello chaps, and diegos,

    Spain has failed due even with it's presence of mods, cheats, etc, etc. All I can say is just wow... We did not even cheat or break the rules of svs terms or game rules. It's sad how some of your people actually want to win so badly they try to cheat. Cheating in life will get you no where. And cheating is a sin. For all you supposed Holy Roman Catholic Spanish ^_^ Have you no honour? I thank all the brave Spaniards whom did not cheat and fought fair and square.

    To address the pathetic scapegoat you Spanish accuse of us. We do not cheat, we do not break the game rules, we fight clean, and God has rewarded us with Victory. We had our own guild and those who you saw... moved back into old guilds when you all ported. Ap…

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